Deer John

Deer John is a very odd, original, and awesome idea my friend Pelle and I came up with as we are wont to do. The story centres around a man named John Doe who lives in a small city in England. He works an average life and spends the average amount of time one spends at the local pub when having no significant personal relationships. He spends so much time in fact at the pub that he even receives his mail there. His mother was gunned down when he was young lad, and he therefore keeps her mounted head upon the wall in his very small flat. Sadly, he never met his father. I should mention he has the head of a deer. And his mother was a deer. He still never knew his dad though. Deer John thusly chronicles the sad and at times lonely life of John Doe, and his office associates Thom Perlapin, Fleure Blackguard, and the beautiful and much out of his league, supervisor Brenda Faline. As John begins to delve into his foggy past, things grow very strange indeed. With all signs pointing towards a very important figure in John's life, and the very company he works for...